Planes, Jet Lag and it's Effects...

A French woman has admitted attempting to open an airplane door mid-flight so that she could smoke a cigarette.

So this lady, Sandrine Helene Sellies aged 34 is scared of flying. So on her journey from Hong Kong to Brisbane for a 3 week holiday in Australia she pops a few sleeping pills, drink some alcohol where after she is seen walking towards one of the planes door with an unlit cigarette and a lighter.

This is the best part! Lady Sandrine began tempering with the emergency exit until she is stopped by a flight attendant. When asked, she said she wanted to go out for a smoke!? Her defence lawyer said that lady Sandrine had no memory of what had transpired on the flight claiming she had a history of sleepwalking

This makes me wonder If any of those unexplained air accidents in the past had anything to do with “sleep walking” individuals.

Please for the love of God, life and all that is beautiful, sleeping pills and alcohol don’t mix!!

Another air related accident happened during G.W bush’s news conference at hotel in Beijing.

After answering only six questions Bush decided he had enough and made for the exit. After tugging at both door handles to no effect President Bush laughed and admitted “I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn’t work”.

What was Bush attempting to escape from? well Mr Bush answered a range of questions before one reporter asked: "Respectfully, sir - you know we're always respectful - in your statement this morning with President Hu, you seemed a little off your game ( like that’s  a new surprise ) , you seemed to hurry through your statement. There was a lack of enthusiasm. Was something bothering you?"

The president answered: "Have you ever heard of jet lag? Well, good. That answers your question." That is when President Bush decided to bolt for the child proof door. *grin*  Ok it wasn’t a child proof door but come on President Bush is it so hard to exit the way you came in?!

An aide escorted him to the correct exit and on to dinner at the Great Hall of the People.